Jens Award


There are many contenders this week - of course right up there near the top has to be Thatcher.
Thatcher has never done anything worthwhile and is a complete and utter total twat.


Then of course there’s also her namesake, Ben Thatcher who got into the limelight this week for going a little over the top in his challenge against Portsmouth.


Following that there’s everyone else who got onto the bandwagon – and in particular his own manager who probably (and allegedly) wound the crap out of his player and insisted they got “stuck in”. Of course the minute they did then there was more back-tracking than a rugby club piss up at a Pet Shop Boys concert.


Also up for consideration is the twat who thought the Champions League Draw Programme would actually entertain and keep football fans interested for an hour. Although – to be honest at least our beloved Jens got an award to go along with the various ones we gave him last season.


However none of these have won this week’s prestigious award – for the sheer balls of those journalists at the start of the week the Twat of the Week Award goes to the Israeli Press – well done lads.



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