RoboCrouch must lead a pretty boring life if these are the best they can come up with...I've messed around with it a bit to give it more of an 'edge' (like, really).


He's a gangly streak of piss, but he's OUR gangly streak of piss!


Question 1
Where was Peter Crouch born?

A: London
B: Namibia

C: Macclesfield
D: Watford


Question 2

At which club did Crouch start off at as a trainee?
A: Arsenal

B: Tottenham Hotspur
C: Manchester United

D: 7 iron


Question 3
How tall is Peter Crouch?

A: 6 feet
B: 6 feet 4 inches

C: 8 feet 14 inches
D: 6 feet 7 inches


Question 4

Which club did Crouch join in July 2005?
A: Stringfellows

B: Liverpool
C: Everton

D: Wigan
Fuck me, that's a toughie


Question 5

In what year was Crouch born?
A: 1979

B: 1980
C: 1981

D: The year of the giraffe


Bonus Round
How the fuck did Peter Crouch miss that penalty?

A: Your guess is as good as mine, mate
B: It takes too long for the message to get from his brain to his foot

C: He took lessons from Beckham
D: He didn't miss it, the whole thing was part of a Man U plot to discredit the great man


Is it true that Stephen Hawking taught him to dance?

A: Yes
B: No

C: Don't know
D: Actually, he's a really good dancer

Follow up:

Question 1: C - Macclesfield
Question 2: B - Spurs

Question 3: D - 6ft 7 of pure rippling muscle
Question 4: B - Liverpool. If you didn'tget that one you're on the wrong site, try this one, its more your style

Question 5: C - 1981
Bonus Questions

1. D
2. D


To be fair, although I thought the boss had lost it when he signed Crouch and I still have my doubts on occasion, I'm a convert. He's matured a lot of late and I reckon he'll shut up a few critics in Germany and do the business for us next season. But we take the piss out of those we love.



C'mon Crouchie - you gangly streak of piss!!!