A mate of mine sent this to me - its quite funny. Which famous bird is your football team?


Spurs - Keira Knightley:


Undeniably easy on the eye with an attractive English spine. And proof that
two little ones up front needn't be a drawback.


Birmingham - Pamela Anderson:


Used to look good in the cups but now a declining force. Plus millions of

people watched them get a good seeing to.


Man U - Catherine Zeta-Jones:


Used to look great until they were shafted by an old fat Yank with too much
money.


Wigan - Davina McCall:


Poor attendances confirm they've been promoted above their ability.


Portsmouth - Girls Aloud:


Only one real class act among the hastily assembled line-up. You shouldn't

like them but admit it, you've sneaked the occasional admiring glance.


Sunderland - Kerry Katona:


Once the people's favorite but now an embarrassment. Fun while it lasted -
now disappear back where you came from, please.


Liverpool - Sophie Ellis-Baxter:


Individually, all the components look great but stick them together and it just doesn't quite work.


Everton - Dannii Minogue:


The poor relation to the more glamorous sibling. Can anyone remember when it

was they were supposed to be any good?


Fulham - Charlotte Church:


Proof that money can't buy class. But could look more attractive if the
Welsh bloke was given the elbow.


Arsenal - Jordan:


Powerful up front, but were more likeable when they weren't packed out with expensive foreign implants.


Newcastle - Jodie Marsh:


Impressive front two....but embarrassing at the back! Had surgery but need

a lot more work to compete at a higher level.


Aston Villa - Dido:


Bland, boring and still trading of the one big hit they had years ago.


Chelsea - Rachel Stevens:


You'd rather just watch them than listen to all that painful whining.



West Ham - Vicky Pollard:


While you have to admit that there's something a bit different about them and they can be quite entertaining, they still turn your stomach.





Bolton - Claire Balding:


You wouldn't......No way would you, not even if they were the last team on earth !!!